This is my Aunt Gerry. She and I have discussed whether or not she is my actual aunt, but have simply decided, lineage aside, that I am her niece. In some ways it’s obvious - the jewelry, the lipstick, the progressive left-wing politics.
I will not tell you Gerry’s age, since we all know that’s verboten, but, I will say that I am starting this Tumblr because there is a lot to be learned from this wonderful, unique, and glamorous lady.
Lesson one: if it’s 5 o’clock, how about a little Vermouth on ice? Earlier on weekends, or simply whenever you need a lift. Never thought about that particular flavor of booze? Try it, not the fancy kind, we’ve tried all those, and they are not that good. You want the Tribuno, it is delicious. I promise you in a year all the kids will be drinking it